-URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
URA Redneck if you've hollered, "Rock the House Bubba" at a recital
Ura Redneck if you've lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck if you've named your truck, but not your dog.
URA Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
Ura Redneck if you've run down a bowling lane and slid into the pins!
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
Ura Redneck if you've spray-painted your 's name on an overpass.
URA Redneck if you've taught your dog to retrieve beers from the fridge.
URA Redneck if you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
Ura Redneck if you've used a weed eater indoors.
Ura Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you've worn a tank top to a wedding.
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
URA Redneck if ypu don't stop at rest stops 'cuz you have an empty milk
Ura Redneck if, And the '57 Ford is on cement blocks instead of wheels
Ura Redneck if, Anyone in your family wrestles alligators of a living.
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding pictures.
Ura Redneck if You're overjoyed when you wake up and the bed isn't wet
URA Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
URA Redneck if you're thinking about puttin' a road into the place.
URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
Ura Redneck if you've Bar-B-Qued chitlins' on the grill.
URA Redneck if you've been accused of lying through your tooth.
URA Redneck if you've been arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
URA Redneck if you've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot"
URA Redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
URA Redneck if you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
URA Redneck if you've ever barbecued spam on the grill
URA Redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
URA Redneck if you've ever been arrested on an obscene mud-flap charge
URA Redneck if you've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley
Ura redneck if You've ever been kicked out of the KKK for being a BIGOT.
URA Redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
URA Redneck if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room
URA Redneck if you've ever committed a crime with a lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever cut your grass and found a car.
URA Redneck if you've ever done Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
URA Redneck if you've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
URA Redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo.
Ura Redneck if You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
URA Redneck if you've ever heckled during a eulogy.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car     deliberately.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a jukebox with a cue stick.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
URA Redneck if you've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
Ura Redneck if You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
URA Redneck if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
URA Redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
URA Redneck if you've ever named a child for a good dog.
URA Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
URA Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
URA Redneck if you've ever run down a bowling lane and slid into the pin
Ura Redneck if You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen a bulldozer
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper.
URA Redneck if you've ever taken the wheels off your house.
URA Redneck if you've ever used a weed eater indoors
URA Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
URA Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
Ura redneck if You've ever worn a tube top to a weeding.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn something to church that had sequins.

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URA Redneck if you own more than two tractors.
Ura Redneck if You own more TV's than books.
URA Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
URA Redneck if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
URA Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
URA Redneck if you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
URA Redneck if you record Wrestling while you're at work.
URA Redneck if you refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
URA Redneck if you refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year."
URA Redneck if you refer to your van as 'The Love Machine.'
URA Redneck if you roll down the car window after sex.
URA Redneck if you roll your own cigarettes.
URA Redneck if you sell rabbits out of your car.
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties
URA Redneck if you shop for groceries at a gas station.
URA Redneck if you show your beltbuckle as an ID.
URA Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
URA Redneck if you smoked during your wedding.
URA Redneck if you still believe something is a "Communist Plot."
URA Redneck if you still believe that a man who types is a sissy.
Ura Redneck if you still have an 8 track player in your car.
URA Redneck if you take a bath once a week.
URA Redneck if you take a beer with you to a job interview.
URA Redneck if you take a fishing pole into Sea World.
URA Redneck if you take the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
URA Redneck if you take your friends outside to watch the rabbits breed.
URA Redneck if you taught your dog to retrieve beers from the 'fridge.
URA Redneck If You Give Your Wife A Shotgun, For Christmas.
URA Redneck if you have a gun rack on your bicycle.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
URA Redneck if you've figured out a way to put a gun rack on a bicycle.
Want my guns?  Come in range and get them...
What's got 500 balls and screws rabbits?  A shotgun!
Without a gun, the flag you're waving may as well be white!
Yes, I'm paranoid, and they DO want to take my guns away!
You can't hold your d*ck AND fire a gun!
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded
right off it's wheels.
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.